Drunk ...

One of these days i was in Merk's tavern, refreshing myself inside my water cube...and then a pirate lady came

This lady was holding a bottle of Jack Daniels Whisky, and she was drinking in front of me, and speaking a language i didnt understand...

She was soo distracted, looking at the mermaid inside the glass, that she forgot that she was drinking...

And she went drunk...and falling...

Untill she fell asleep, beside the glass...